Funny Urdu Jokes, Volume-02

The Volume Number Two Presents a Classic Collection of the Funny Urdu Jokes for the Visitors of this Site. In this Special Volume Ten Top Class Jokes have been Added that means more fun & Entertainment. So Enjoy & Spread Smiles on your faces.

jokesTeacher : Bacho’n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai … !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye’n

 

jokesEk Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch KhataRNak Kaam Ka
e Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

 

jokes70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi

 

jokesTeachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise

 

jokesBiwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

 

jokesBus Stop pe larki ko dehk k larka bola
Tu meri jan hy tu mera iman hai

Larki ne apni juti utari,
Larka bola main b pakistan hun to b pakistan hai

 

jokeseik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla
jin:hukam mery aka
aka:mujhy london se lay ker pakistan tek eik bridge bana ker do
jin:aka hukam ke
y ko bola hai bakwas ke
y ko nai

 

jokesHusband: Ye bacha mera ha
Wife: Waah G Waah!Bartan mera,Doodh mera,Thorra sa Qattra kye daal dia k sara dahi tera.

 

jokesHusbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.

 

jokesPatient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya
Doctor: says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha

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