Funny Urdu Jokes, Volume-01

For the Visitors of this Site here Volume number one Presents a Lovely Collection of the Urdu Funny Jokes that will give more smiles on your faces. In this Volume Total Ten Jokes have been added . So Enjoy this Lovely Volume of Urdu Funny Jokes.

jokes SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA

BOY: WO KASAY?

SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!

 

“”jokes Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !

1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?

Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

 

jokes aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa karo gye wesa bahro gye natija wali khani sonaao.

shagird:aik din hum un ke gher gye wo soye huwai tha.aor aik din wo hamaray gher aye hum soye huwai tha. natija jesa karo ga wesa bahro gye.

 

jokes Balochi:
Humare Raigistan Ma
“Khush-Amdeed” Bolo To Vapis Awaz Aati Ha
“Amded Amded”
Pathan:
Humare Paharon Ma
“I Luv U” Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
“Luv U. Luv U”
Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
“Teri Maa Di…”
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
“Teri Pehen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri Waddi Di”….

 

jokes 1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo MARNE hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo MARNE se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}

 

jokes Teacher to a student: Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.

Student: He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

 

jokes Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?

Wife : ZEHER

Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga

 

jokes Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha

Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?

Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay

Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi..

 

jokes wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji….
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husband: chalo tayyar ho joa…
petrol pump chaltay hain.

 

jokes Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.

Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

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